What kind of beggar's night shenanigans are we in for? We're talking:

• Paranoia
• Deadly Robots
• Tainted Candy
• Racist Princesses
• Reflective Patches
• Anamorphic Jack-O-lanterns

Track includes BOTH 1977 and 1985 Centron Safety Shorts!

Don't be the only one without a razor filled candy bar this All Hallows Eve! Be sure to rate and review this deadly duo of shorts from your Slasher pals.

Gary and Erin Slasher are asking themselves one question...do they feel lucky?  Well turns out they’re not because they have to watch a height challenged, rhyme addicted, gold obsessed killer.  

That’s right, Hor-RIFF-ic Productions is taking on the Irish horror classic: Leprechaun!  

This one is sure to put you off your breakfast cereal.  So what sort of pint sized wicked whimsy can we expect with this mythical movie?

• Goooold!
• Tarantulas!
• Child Labor!
• Shoe Fetishists
• Pogo Sticks of Death!
• Alcoholism!...Ok that's a given.

Plus: Jennifer Aniston's Nose! (Circa 1993)

Don’t be green with envy.  Pick up the latest fan submission track from your favorite humorous henchmen.  Prepare yourself for a golden shower of hilarity....wait that didn’t come out right.

And remember...Nobody steals a Leprechaun's rating!!

What?  No, it can’t be!  The last film was supposed to be it!  Noooooo!  Oh well, at least Gary and Erin Slasher from Hor-RIFF-ic Productions are coming along too.  That’s right, it’s time for Friday the 13^th Part V: A New Beginning!

Why would they put themselves through the torture of having to watch that hulking moron Jason Voorhees stalk the morally ambiguous citizens of Crystal Lake yet again?

• Nipples!
• Scatting!
• Candy Bars!
• Clean Sheets!
• Ambulance Drivers!
• Celebrity Lookalikes!

Plus: Corey Feld-- Wait who the hell is that?!?

So pop some Prozac and join us in therapy as we suffer through this crazy crap-fest.  And remember: Kill Jason once, good for you.  Kill Jason 5 times... then it’s just getting ridiculous.

And be sure to rate and review... we do NOT use the honor system!

Why are you laughing? You don't think frogs can be scary?  Well just try sitting through this ecological cautionary tale all by yourselves and see if you're not screaming by the end.

What's out there in the swamp, ready to hop out and kill you at any moment?

• Poo Shots!
• Pillow Fights!
• Drunken Boating!
• Toads!  Wait, what?!?
• Armed Octogenarians!
• Excessive Amounts of Denim!

Plus: The Horror that is Sam Elliot's Bald Upper Lip!

So don't be green with envy, grab some hip waders and come along on this bayou beat down!  No renegade amphibians will stand in the way of our good time, no matter how many bodies start to pile up.

Be sure to rate and review the track and tell a friend or else we'll toad-ally write you out of our wills after we croak!

Four times the kills (that you've pretty much seen before), four times the action (hope you like windows breaking), and four times the suspense (will the opening montage ever end?)!

What's in store for us in this ironically named installment?

• Twins!
• Plot Holes!
• Dead F*cks!
• Vintage Porn!
• Canada and Love!
• Cripsin Glover's Dancing 101!

Plus: Corey Feldman's Hair Care Tips!

So hurry and see the final chapter of the Friday the 13th series... you know, before things start to get silly.

Please don't forget to rate and review.  If you don't we'll know, our friend Ted has a computer, and computer don't lie!

Will they be naughty or nice to this 80's classic? (Hint: they're never nice.) Chestnuts aren't the only thing that's going to be roasted this holiday season!

So, what did jolly old Satan Santa Claus drop down your chimney with glee?

• Pupa!
• Y.M.C.A!
• Foreigners!
• Old Lady Catapults!
• Depressing Anecdotes!
• Disgustingly Cute Mammals!

Bonus: The Slashers' Creepy Carols Track!

So grab a flashlight, squirt gun, midnight snack and prepare for a heaping helping of Humbug!  Dickens has nothing on Joe Dante.

Don't want a lump of coal in your stocking?  Then don't forget to rate and review, now where the hell is our Figgie Pudding!?!

Never heard of it?  Assume you must have seen it at some point but just don't recall?  Don't be so sure, once you've seen Halloween III, you never forget.  Scared?  Good, that's kind of our thing!

What can you expect to find in your pillow case this Halloween?

• Druids!
• Irish Robots!
• Catchy Jingles!
• Alcoholic Doctors!
• Unfortunate Nudity!
• Defective Halloween Masks!

Plus: The perfect amount of Michael Myers!

So join us, if you've got the guts, and soon you'll be singing along: "We just saw Halloween III, Halloween III, Halloween III!  We just saw Halloween III and laughed our ass off!"

Don't forget to rate and review, or it'll be apples and pennies for the lot of ya!

Sure, it's a critically acclaimed box office smash produced by Steven Spielberg, but you think that will stop the Slashers?  They can k<censored by DreamWorks>s!

What did we find when we cleaned out this movie's creepy closet?

• Evil Clowns!
• Steak Marathons!
• Horrible Parenting!
• Gravity Fluctuations!
• Psychic Leprechauns!
• Puff...Dope...Bud...Chronic!

Plus: Enough Star Wars toys to choke a Wookie!

So follow the lights (not that one!) to the newest fan submission track that's guaranteed* to satisfy.  Now let's clean house!  Don't forget to rate and review-oooOOOooo.

*Guarantee valid only in alternate dimension filled with strawberry jam.

Never heard of this gaggingly bad MO-tion picture?  Well tuck in! You don't know what you've been missing...

• Spanking!
• Abe Vigoda!
• Communist plots!
• Wild mayonnaise!
• Folksy sayings at every turn!
• Extremely effective advertising jingles!

Warning: This film has not been approved by the FDA for consumption by the general public.

So if you like your horror to be smooth, creamy, and delicious--this one's for you. Dig in! But be careful, because enough is never enough.  Ok, technically it is but you get the point.

Remember to rate and review!  Because every time we get ratings we always want MO!

Gary, Erin, and Satan return to Crystal Lake looking some merry mayhem. But with the same recycled deaths and lame attempts at 3D photography, this one is going to be painful!

What's left to scrape from the bottom of this bloody barrel?

• Phallic symbols!
• Pregnancy...wait, what?!
• Hay, straw, and...more hay!
• Bowel movements...in 3-D!!!
• Manners Enforcement Squad!
• Harold - the worst man on Earth!

Plus: Random Hockey Equipment!

And guess what? You get an eyeball, and you get an eyeball, EVERYBODY GET'S AND EYEBALL!!!  Well, what are you waiting for? Go buy it already!

Please take the time to rate and comment, don't be like Shelly.  Everybody hates Shelly.

Gary and Erin Slasher, along with Satan and a gaggle of their freakiest friends, are ready to drag this cult classic down and kick sand in its face.

Smelly, slimy, subterranean monsters not enough?  We've got more:

• Bologna and beans!
• Sand - Now with dust!
• Synchronized pole vaulting!
• Going fishing - Nugent style!
• Pogo, Pogo, and more Pogo!
• Tammie Lynn Barber. Baxter? Baker!
• Rock, Paper, Glass Eye....Eww, Fred!

Plus a STAMPEDE of Bacon!

Sound like a plan?  Well what are you waiting for?  This one is guaranteed to worm its way into your heart.  Many thanks to all the people who contributed to this our first fan script!

Please take the time to rate and comment...as long as you don’t vibrate.

Hor-RIFF-ic Productions riffers, Gary and Erin Slasher, are primed to rip this 80s childhood favorite limb from limb.  Yes, even the little girl, that @#$%&!

In case you're not familiar with this Goonies knock-off, here's what you're in for:

• Science... I dig it man!
• Armadillos... wait, what?
• Nards... they're everywhere!
• Fat Kid News... All fat kids, All the time. 
• The most inept monsters ever... Bogus! 
• Scary German Guy... is there another kind?

Special Guest:  Brad Dracula!

So gather up the kiddies for some family un-friendly fun with your favorite killer comedians.  Please be sure you bring at least one virgin!  (Don't worry, that one time doesn't count.)

Hor-RIFF-ic Productions is proud to present the 2nd half of Stephen King’s classic made-for-TV epic -- IT.

Having been sufficiently tenderized by Cinester Theater in part one, Erin and Gary Slasher are set to devour IT’s remaining half. Mmmm....mediocre acting talent.

What can be expected from this creepy crapfest?

• Cross-dressing corpses
• Adorable fortune cookies
• Brown Thrushes (Noooo!)
• Sizzling Ritter/Curry action
• Team disembowelment tryouts
• Balloons, Balloons, BALLOONS!!!

IT’s long, IT’s disappointing, IT’s stupid, it’s IT!

The Slasher's are hell bent on taking their revenge on any horror film that dares exclude them, even if they are 3 hours long.

Click HERE for Part One

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Gary and Erin Slasher continue the assault on this beloved horror series with their lackey Satan in tow.

Will hard feelings over Jason’s success hold them back?  Not these horrid hellcats of hilarity. 

Let’s just make sure we’ve got everything for the trip....

• Fire extinguishers?  -Check.
• Scantily clad teens?   -Check.
• Deranged Mama’s boy?  -Check.
• Dimwitted authority figures?  -Check.
• Potato-sack fashion statement?  -Check.
• Mandatory handi-capable survivor?  -Umm...

Pick up this track or you’re DOOMED!

Join Hor-RIFF-ic Productions on their continued trek toward stardom, one victim at a time.  Just be careful where you step, things might get messy.

Hor-RIFF-ic Productions has decided to spread the blood love, with their next sickeningly funny offering: My Bloody Valentine (1981).

Gary (I-don’t-like-to-be-touched) Slasher and his always lovely corpse bride Erin are more than willing to dissect this Canadian horror classic.  

Presented in mind-blowing 2D!!!

What do you need to make a horror movie in Canada? 

• Beer - a lot of it.
• Miners - the less safety conscience the better.
• “Eh?” - a lot of them.
• Harmonicas - there can be only one!
• Women with low standards.
• And a dryer that can handle a severely unbalanced load.

Hor-RIFF-ic Productions has gone the extra mile and is providing tracks to both the theatrical and uncut DVD versions of the original 1981 film.  It must be loath love!

This time it’s the 1983 cult horror favorite Sleepaway Camp and Hor-RIFF-ic Productions has some fun activities in store for campers:

• Fun with swear words.
• Gender confusion talent show.
• The art of being mute.
• Making out without doing anything.
• Irresponsible boating.
• How NOT to react to emergencies.
• Archery, and many more!

Pack your curling iron and your psychiatrist’s phone number -- it’s going to be a great summer!

Hor-RIFF-ic Productions is proud to present their 3rd victim to the chopping block for all horror/comedy fans to devour.

Still bitter about not being accepted by the horror “in” crowd they have decided to take their revenge on Stephen King’s The Children of the Corn, Hor-RIFF-ic Productions’ 2nd victim.

This film gets plowed, picked, shucked, cooked, eaten, and oddly enough, passed straight through their systems.  Yep, this movie certainly doesn’t skimp on the fertilizer.  Just a couple of things to consider when considering this one:

• Never go to Nebraska.
• Not buying this track is forbidden sayeth the Lord!
• Seriously, never go to Nebraska.
• Profaning and unbelieving, all the cool kids are doing it.
• If you’re already in Nebraska....get out now!
• You might start referring to perfect strangers as “OUTLANDER!”
• Western Iowa, Northern Kansas, Northeast Colorado, just stay away from the whole Midwest in general just to be safe.

BONUS: Special guest star -- Satan!

Be sure to pick up this latest installment by the Hor-RIFF-ic duo that’s here to slay.  We promise it’s going to be a bloody good time.

This horror classic is dissected by the sharp tongues of this deadly duo whose bitterness over not having made it big in the horror industry has driven them mad.

In order to avoid any potential accidental injury while viewing, please review the following:

• Wicker chairs are bulletproof.
• Clothing is not legal tender in Monopoly.
• No doob, puff, crank, duff, spaz, or goof balls.
• Refrain from shouting “Hello” into the darkness.
• Please keep keen eyes on any children swimming.
• No fornicating in woods, or “getting busy” in general.

The premier track from the bloodiest riffing crew in the biz!

NOW COMPLETELY REMASTERED!!!